5 Reasons Why My Son's Obsession With Toy Cars Is Driving Me Nuts

1) Road Works

My shin is the road, my knee is the hump, my thigh is the expressway and my belly is the hill to drive up to.

2) Parking 101

Do not disturb his perfectly parked cars. Even if its accidental. A car goes off the line and he will shout "EH! WHAT DOING?!".

3) Hide & Seek & Pain

He hides his favourite toy cars under the quilt and I laid down without looking under.

4) Search & Rescue

He will search for a particular car at a random timing and gets sad when he failed. "NO AMBULANCE!", "NO FIRE ENGINE!".

5) Self-Drive

He then shouts for the car and expecting it to drive itself to under his feet. "AMBULANCE?!", "FIRE ENGINE?!".